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A good manager is an absolute necessity. A good manager is an absolute necessity.

The day I met Pete Waterman was easily the most important day of my career. The day I met Pete Waterman was easily the most important day of my career.

Barbra Streisand can be out of the news for five years, but if she announced tomorrow that she was h Show more Barbra Streisand can be out of the news for five years, but if she announced tomorrow that she was holding a concert, it would sell out faster than any concert on Earth. She's like a film star from the '40s--she lives in the mansion on the hill, the public knows little about her private life, but she's not plastered all over the tabloids everyday. She's not like 'Madonna (I)', who gives it all away in each incarnation and then has to remake herself to replenish her mystique. Barbra Streisand keeps her distance, is a little cooler, but no less respected. Hide

Someone with experience in the music business might be able to see something in you that you don't s Show more Someone with experience in the music business might be able to see something in you that you don't see in yourself. Hide

[on Pete Waterman] He was arrogant, conceited and rude--and a genius. My kind of guy. [on Pete Waterman] He was arrogant, conceited and rude--and a genius. My kind of guy.

90% of the people are awful and 10% are good. Since 100% of the contestants believe they're destined Show more 90% of the people are awful and 10% are good. Since 100% of the contestants believe they're destined to be big stars, 90% are deluded. Its an epidemic. Hide

My life is a night shift. My life is a night shift.

People need an escape and this is what I provide - an excuse to laugh and forget your problems. We c Show more People need an escape and this is what I provide - an excuse to laugh and forget your problems. We change people's lives. Hide

Writing a hit song is one of the hardest jobs on Earth. If you can find an artist who is a gifted so Show more Writing a hit song is one of the hardest jobs on Earth. If you can find an artist who is a gifted songwriter - hallelujah! They're as rare as the Loch Ness Monster. Take a picture to prove they exist. Hide

Most good songwriters are whores. They go where the money is. Most good songwriters are whores. They go where the money is.

New artists need to be smart about their careers and take the path of lesser resistance when first e Show more New artists need to be smart about their careers and take the path of lesser resistance when first establishing their names. Hide

I don't want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me. I don't want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.

If you forget about the people who put you on top, you'll become unglued. If you forget about the people who put you on top, you'll become unglued.

The people on the bottom rung look up to those at the top, and the ones at the top invariably look d Show more The people on the bottom rung look up to those at the top, and the ones at the top invariably look down on those at the bottom. Hide

[on plastic surgery] I think you've got to be very careful as a guy, in particular, that you can end Show more [on plastic surgery] I think you've got to be very careful as a guy, in particular, that you can end up looking really, really weird. Hide

If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number Show more If I went to a psychiatrist, it would be a long session. I've always thought that I do have a number of issues that probably need dealing with, because I am quite odd in some ways. I get very dark moods for no reason. Nothing in particular brings it on. You can be having the best time of your life and yet you're utterly and totally miserable. I get very antisocial, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days. I'm not sitting in a darkened room rocking. Things might have gone really well and then I torture myself. I cannot believe it. I have to find something to make me miserable. Someone said to me recently, "You're like a human buffet table. Everyone comes and takes something from you and, at the end, there's nothing left". The last time I felt that way was when I looked at my diary and realized I had the next 18 months planned. I could tell you where I was going to be every day--which city, what time and almost what I was going to eat. That really depressed me. Hide

Entertainers do not rise to the top of their craft, or even the middle, without determination. Deter Show more Entertainers do not rise to the top of their craft, or even the middle, without determination. Determination is an overused word, and the idea has become something of a cliché, but it's vital and true. Madonna's determination and confidence turned her into a pop star; her idea of herself as superior that separated her from the rest of the pack. Hide

One Direction are the success story X-Factor (2006) acts should aspire to. One Direction are the success story X-Factor (2006) acts should aspire to.

If I knew what made [Cheryl] special, I would bottle it and sell it. If I knew what made [Cheryl] special, I would bottle it and sell it.

It's not our intention to be mean. That's just within us. It's not our intention to be mean. That's just within us.

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me. What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.

[on Peter Andre] I would rather crawl through a maggot box than listen to his album. [on Peter Andre] I would rather crawl through a maggot box than listen to his album.

I'm not going to waste my energy on focusing what others do. I'm not going to waste my energy on focusing what others do.

We have to find a star who is the equivalent of Manchester United. We have to find a star who is the equivalent of Manchester United.

Once you devote yourself to a pop career, you'll spend much of your time in audition rooms. Once you devote yourself to a pop career, you'll spend much of your time in audition rooms.

[about Taylor Hicks] They [Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson] loved him. I couldn't stand him. I didn't Show more [about Taylor Hicks] They [Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson] loved him. I couldn't stand him. I didn't get it. At the end of the day you have to find a bona fide recording artist. Just because you win the show doesn't mean you will sell a lot of records. Chris Daughtry is the one who sold the albums, not Taylor. Hide

Will Young is a fake, sniveling little drama queen. Will Young is a fake, sniveling little drama queen.

Britney Spears is the Greta Garbo of pop. Britney Spears is the Greta Garbo of pop.

Many comedians aren't funny when they're offstage. Many comedians aren't funny when they're offstage.

I don't want babies the same way I wouldn't want a puppy. It's too much responsibility. I don't want babies the same way I wouldn't want a puppy. It's too much responsibility.

[on Susan Boyle] She's like a great underdog story. [on Susan Boyle] She's like a great underdog story.

[About Cheryl] The hardest thing to accept is that everyone has painted me as a monster because I em Show more [About Cheryl] The hardest thing to accept is that everyone has painted me as a monster because I embarrassed her. But the truth was I was protecting her. I just want people to be in the best place at the right time. It wasn't that she was terrible. She was good. I just thought she'd be happier in the UK. Hide

Eye contact is a sign of confidence. Grovelling is an act of desperation. Eye contact is a sign of confidence. Grovelling is an act of desperation.

[Asked if he feels guilty about what he says to American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002) con Show more [Asked if he feels guilty about what he says to American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002) contestants] No, what I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, "Do something that you're good at". So I would only feel guilt if I misled somebody who was terrible. Hide

An entertainment career requires ridiculous amounts of hard work and difficult sacrifices. But the r Show more An entertainment career requires ridiculous amounts of hard work and difficult sacrifices. But the rewards, if you're lucky enough to enjoy them, are also huge, but getting there is almost impossible. Hide

There's a world of difference between a winner and a runner-up. There's a world of difference between a winner and a runner-up.

Don't sing and dance at the same time; it smacks of cabaret. Don't sing and dance at the same time; it smacks of cabaret.

When rubbish stories are printed by the press, the public begins to believe them and the damage is d Show more When rubbish stories are printed by the press, the public begins to believe them and the damage is done. Hide

Pop culture distorts fame and breeds a certain sense of entitlement. Pop culture distorts fame and breeds a certain sense of entitlement.

I read The Sun to see what people want. I read The Sun to see what people want.

Because I'm not shy, I let my feelings be known in the press. Because I'm not shy, I let my feelings be known in the press.

Entertainment careers are all about momentum and courage. Entertainment careers are all about momentum and courage.

When you meet Elton John, you're meeting a star with a capital S. He is what pop music is all about. When you meet Elton John, you're meeting a star with a capital S. He is what pop music is all about.

Pudsey is the act I've been waiting for all my life. Pudsey is the act I've been waiting for all my life.

[About his father's death and his band's reaching #1 on the charts on the same day] The ultimate iro Show more [About his father's death and his band's reaching #1 on the charts on the same day] The ultimate irony. The worst thing that could happen, and the best--all in the one day. It just shocked me to the core. I just never thought my dad wouldn't be around. I phoned him to tell him about the #1, because that's what I did. When something good happened, I called my dad. At first, my mother couldn't even tell me he was dead. She just listened to me burbling on. Then she called me back to tell me. Awful. Hide

[Susan Boyle] could become the biggest star I've ever discovered. Susan is the biggest entertainment Show more [Susan Boyle] could become the biggest star I've ever discovered. Susan is the biggest entertainment story this year [2009]. It's the biggest phenomenon I've ever seen out of any of my shows [Britain's Got Talent (2007)]. Broadway and Hollywood are possibilities for Susan. I would love to sit her down for five minutes and say, "Susan, you proved a point. You turned us around in five seconds, I apologize for ever doubting you". She is one of the most famous people in the world. If nothing else happens she has acceptance and for whatever reason, I don't think she had that before. Hide

People are intuitively aware of a front-runner or a leader. People are intuitively aware of a front-runner or a leader.

Auditions are a very difficult, one-sided process. Auditions are a very difficult, one-sided process.

Once I've gone off someone, that's it for life. Once I've gone off someone, that's it for life.

We've done three seasons of [American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)] and by now it is safe Show more We've done three seasons of [American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)] and by now it is safe to assume that most people know that you have to be able to sing. But people turn up who can't sing a note and yet they believe they are the Second Coming. Hide

[on Mark Owen] Nice guy, bad instincts. [on Mark Owen] Nice guy, bad instincts.

[about money] If it could pour on me every day like a shower, I would lie in it for an hour. I just Show more [about money] If it could pour on me every day like a shower, I would lie in it for an hour. I just love it. Hide

[Elvis Presley] and his management team were the first to recognize the power of television as the m Show more [Elvis Presley] and his management team were the first to recognize the power of television as the most powerful method of selling millions of records. Hide

It helps if you can write your own songs if you want to be a singer. If you can't it's all the more Show more It helps if you can write your own songs if you want to be a singer. If you can't it's all the more harder. Hide

Performances without the critique just doesn't work. It heightens the appeal of the show. Performances without the critique just doesn't work. It heightens the appeal of the show.

Cruelty is good television. Cruelty is good television.

What is there to be excited about turning 50? Can't we just pretend it is not going to happen? What is there to be excited about turning 50? Can't we just pretend it is not going to happen?

Most stars aren't nice, trust me. Most stars aren't nice, trust me.

Many stars prefer their own company. Many stars prefer their own company.

X-Factor (2006) has become the underdog. X-Factor (2006) has become the underdog.

Pop was what I liked and understood. Pop for me would always be the future. Pop was what I liked and understood. Pop for me would always be the future.

Nothing is more demoralizing than a bad set of contestants. And nothing is more invigorating than se Show more Nothing is more demoralizing than a bad set of contestants. And nothing is more invigorating than seeing a real talent emerge. Hide

[2011] Having nothing is better than being in debt. [2011] Having nothing is better than being in debt.

I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - i Show more I work out three or four times a week, I have Botox, take tons of vitamins and vitamin infusions - if you believe that these things work, you will feel better. Hide

Embrace the madness. Embrace the madness.

[after hearing Susan Boyle's performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" on Britain's Got Talent (2007)] Susa Show more [after hearing Susan Boyle's performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" on Britain's Got Talent (2007)] Susan, you are a little tiger, aren't you? Hide

As far as kids are concerned, I'm brilliant with them, as long as they belong to other people and I Show more As far as kids are concerned, I'm brilliant with them, as long as they belong to other people and I don't have to be with them 24 hours a day. Hide

Work is my mistress. Work is my mistress.

If you have the opportunity to get a part on a TV show, no matter how small it seems, take it. If you have the opportunity to get a part on a TV show, no matter how small it seems, take it.

A bad singer who believes in himself has a different look in his eyes from that of a bad singer who Show more A bad singer who believes in himself has a different look in his eyes from that of a bad singer who comes in to make a mockery of the audition process. The latter has a funny little smile, or a weird kind of bravado. Hide

Genius is strange. Genius is strange.

[about the day that his band Westlife went to #1 and then his father died] The best day of my life h Show more [about the day that his band Westlife went to #1 and then his father died] The best day of my life had suddenly become the worst day of my life. Hide

[To the infamous Keith who sang a horrible rendering of "Like a Virgin"] "Keith, last year I describ Show more [To the infamous Keith who sang a horrible rendering of "Like a Virgin"] "Keith, last year I described someone as being the worst singer in America. I think you're possibly the worst singer in the world . . . I've never, ever heard anything like that in my life, ever. Hide

I'd accept an honour but I don't think I'm likely to get one. The Queen once described me as a dread Show more I'd accept an honour but I don't think I'm likely to get one. The Queen once described me as a dreadful man. Hide

Never over-negotiate your initial salaries. If things work out afterwards, the money will follow. As Show more Never over-negotiate your initial salaries. If things work out afterwards, the money will follow. Ask for too much at the beginning and you may not get the job. Hide

[His first words to Susan Boyle] Alright, what's your name, darling? [His first words to Susan Boyle] Alright, what's your name, darling?

There's a myth in this business that if you don't hit by the time you're 25, you'll never make it. N Show more There's a myth in this business that if you don't hit by the time you're 25, you'll never make it. No one is governed by age. Hide

[about the music business] The real sexy job in this business was to work for a record label. This w Show more [about the music business] The real sexy job in this business was to work for a record label. This was a business you had to teach yourself, and if you were going to succeed, you had to take risks. Hide

Being #1 in the charts used to mean something. The pop charts have lost the plot that made them so e Show more Being #1 in the charts used to mean something. The pop charts have lost the plot that made them so exciting to watch. Hide

[on Piers Morgan] He is sensitive to criticism, much more so than I am. This is the sort of person w Show more [on Piers Morgan] He is sensitive to criticism, much more so than I am. This is the sort of person who will Google himself 20 times a day to find something positive. Hide

[to Susan Boyle] I absolutely adore you. [to Susan Boyle] I absolutely adore you.

I have an absolute hatred of losing. Even losing at Monopoly as a kid. I just want to beat the compe Show more I have an absolute hatred of losing. Even losing at Monopoly as a kid. I just want to beat the competition. Hide

I couldn't care less if people think I'm gay because it's nothing to be ashamed of. If I was living Show more I couldn't care less if people think I'm gay because it's nothing to be ashamed of. If I was living 200 years ago in a coal mine, maybe, but I work in possibly the gayest industry in the world! Music and TV! It would make no difference to my life or my career. Hide

Freedom of the press is a good thing. Freedom of the press is a good thing.

Artists are so perfectly handled and manicured that they don't have anything to say except careerist Show more Artists are so perfectly handled and manicured that they don't have anything to say except careerist babble. I don't see any personalities anymore. Hide

I am never just looking for a talent, but rather a talent with a head start. I am never just looking for a talent, but rather a talent with a head start.

The difference with US contestants is they fight back. The difference with US contestants is they fight back.

When you're having hits, you're set on a new path. When you're having hits, you're set on a new path.

If I was 17 and a glamour model knocked on my bedroom door, I'd have definitely invited her in. If I was 17 and a glamour model knocked on my bedroom door, I'd have definitely invited her in.

Sometimes there are performers that hook you from the first time you see them. Sometimes there are performers that hook you from the first time you see them.

If I want art, I'll buy it. If I want art, I'll buy it.

We now live in a fame epidemic. There has never been another time when so many young people sought c Show more We now live in a fame epidemic. There has never been another time when so many young people sought celebrity status. Every magazine available portrays a lifestyle that looks great. My job is to point out to all the hopefuls the reality of what they're after. If you want that lifestyle you have to have talent. And you have to realize you may have to work for it. Hide

Nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect.

Give me one day to make a pilot [episode] and I'll show you that it works. Give me one day to make a pilot [episode] and I'll show you that it works.

Mariah Carey is the epitome of a diva. Mariah Carey is the epitome of a diva.

[at 4 years of age] I may not have been able to read, but I knew precisely what music I didn't like Show more [at 4 years of age] I may not have been able to read, but I knew precisely what music I didn't like - and my parents had a sizable collection of it. Hide

Be patient and wait for the right thing to come your way. Be patient and wait for the right thing to come your way.

We've never had a runner-up like [Susan Boyle] before. She won over a lot of fans with her voice and Show more We've never had a runner-up like [Susan Boyle] before. She won over a lot of fans with her voice and graciousness. Hide

The music industry is a culture awash with sycophants and yes-men. The music industry is a culture awash with sycophants and yes-men.

[on Britain's Got Talent (2007)] It gives the underdog a shot, and I think it's brilliant. The great Show more [on Britain's Got Talent (2007)] It gives the underdog a shot, and I think it's brilliant. The great thing about it is when you start seeing it in places like China and Afghanistan. It's democracy. We've given democracy back to the world. Hide

I really can't think of anybody who I've dated who I hate or who hates me. Just because a woman isn' Show more I really can't think of anybody who I've dated who I hate or who hates me. Just because a woman isn't your girlfriend, that doesn't mean she can't stay in your life. Hide

Success rarely changes anyone. Rather it gives them the power to be what they always were. Success rarely changes anyone. Rather it gives them the power to be what they always were.

I tend to think its the song that's more powerful than the performer. It's a ""Catch-22" situation: Show more I tend to think its the song that's more powerful than the performer. It's a ""Catch-22" situation: without the hit songs, artists don't have careers, but without careers, they won't have access to the hit songs. Hide

If the public don't warm to your personality, you're out. The music industry requires that you have Show more If the public don't warm to your personality, you're out. The music industry requires that you have a larger-than-life personality. Hide

[His first thought when he laid eyes on Susan Boyle] This will take five seconds and then I can go h Show more [His first thought when he laid eyes on Susan Boyle] This will take five seconds and then I can go have a cup of tea. Hide

I've got to become uncluttered. I've got to become uncluttered.

A good voice and a personality to match are hard to find. A good voice and a personality to match are hard to find.

The minute you start to compromise on a band or an artist, you're finished. The minute you start to compromise on a band or an artist, you're finished.

[on Michael Jackson] He's the equivalent of a Victorian freak show. [on Michael Jackson] He's the equivalent of a Victorian freak show.

I preferred the time when the pop market was less crowded but had bigger stars. When acts like Bros, Show more I preferred the time when the pop market was less crowded but had bigger stars. When acts like Bros, Take That and Spice Girls made it big, they were out on their own and it was a far more exciting time. Hide

Having worked in the music business for 35 years, its probably the funniest business on Earth. When Show more Having worked in the music business for 35 years, its probably the funniest business on Earth. When I watch Top of the Pops (1998) now, I don't find anything funny in it anymore. Our main job is to make an entertaining TV show, which honestly reflects the pop music industry. If we ever get it totally right, though, no one will watch. Hide

If you're too confident the voting public thinks you don't need its help. If you're too confident the voting public thinks you don't need its help.

No matter how bad things are, if you've got the guts and the determination, you can fulfill your dre Show more No matter how bad things are, if you've got the guts and the determination, you can fulfill your dream. Hide

Jennifer Lopez embodies the pop dream. Her rags to riches story proves that anyone can do great thin Show more Jennifer Lopez embodies the pop dream. Her rags to riches story proves that anyone can do great things with hard work, talent and a little luck. Hide

TV is the most important factor in selling pop music. TV is the most important factor in selling pop music.

Justin Timberlake is a force to be reckoned with. He understood the point of springboard appeal. He Show more Justin Timberlake is a force to be reckoned with. He understood the point of springboard appeal. He evolved into a fully-fledged star. Hide

When you see a hundred singers a day, it's amazing if you can remember even a handful of them. When you see a hundred singers a day, it's amazing if you can remember even a handful of them.

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same. Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same.

First impressions count in this business. Even if you have a voice like Barbra Streisand, you won't Show more First impressions count in this business. Even if you have a voice like Barbra Streisand, you won't get very far if you're ordinary. Hide

I don't take myself seriously and I don't consider myself a star. I don't take myself seriously and I don't consider myself a star.

[writing a letter to his future self] you're a complete idiot, could you be any worse? you're as bad Show more [writing a letter to his future self] you're a complete idiot, could you be any worse? you're as bad an example of 80's success as you can possible be, your overconfident, far too cocky and dressed from head to toe in expensive designer gear, own nothing but the best for yourself, it hasn't dawned on you yet, you idiot, that you can't afford any of this stuff. Hide

[His reaction to Susan Boyle wanting to sing "I Dreamed a Dream" in 2009] Big song. [His reaction to Susan Boyle wanting to sing "I Dreamed a Dream" in 2009] Big song.

[what asked by people what they need to do to break into the music industry[ Don't bother. [what asked by people what they need to do to break into the music industry[ Don't bother.

The disco era was one of the best times for pop music - ever. It was an era that encouraged fun, gla Show more The disco era was one of the best times for pop music - ever. It was an era that encouraged fun, glamour and excess. Hide

As a judge of talent, Pete Waterman is one of the best, because he's not sitting there as a record p Show more As a judge of talent, Pete Waterman is one of the best, because he's not sitting there as a record producer. He's sitting there as a true lover of music and talent--a fan. Pete is TV gold. Hide

Personality makes a massive difference. Personality makes a massive difference.

[on Botox] Of course I have had it. I mean, for me, it's like cleaning my teeth, you know? Something Show more [on Botox] Of course I have had it. I mean, for me, it's like cleaning my teeth, you know? Something makes your teeth whiter or something stops you having lines. Hide

[about American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)] Sometimes it's mind-numbingly boring and it Show more [about American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)] Sometimes it's mind-numbingly boring and it shows on my face. Hide

Whether you're Elvis Presley or Frank Sinatra, you're remembered for your songs. Whether you're Elvis Presley or Frank Sinatra, you're remembered for your songs.

A recording artist is probably the best job anyone could hope to have. The business is unpredictable Show more A recording artist is probably the best job anyone could hope to have. The business is unpredictable and ruthless, but the rewards are huge. And it could be you, if you can sing. Hide

[early auditions] I was sure the audience would respond to that, because it showcased what's inheren Show more [early auditions] I was sure the audience would respond to that, because it showcased what's inherently funny about the industry - the egos, the delusions, the tantrums, and of course, the singers who were horrendous but believed they were the Second Coming. Hide

I only play to win. I only play to win.

[on Lionel Richie] He had a fantastic sense of humor, was as smart as a whip and was as musically as Show more [on Lionel Richie] He had a fantastic sense of humor, was as smart as a whip and was as musically astute as anyone I had ever met. Hide

As a record executive based in England, I was trained to think of America as the ultimate market. As a record executive based in England, I was trained to think of America as the ultimate market.

One Direction are my best calling card. One Direction are my best calling card.

Sit in these auditions for three weeks and hear "I Believe I Can Fly" out of tune for the millionth Show more Sit in these auditions for three weeks and hear "I Believe I Can Fly" out of tune for the millionth time, YOU try and be nice. Hide

I have little patience for anybody who isn't prepared to put in 15-hour days. I have little patience for anybody who isn't prepared to put in 15-hour days.

The artists who endure are the ones who stay focused even after they have reached the top of their p Show more The artists who endure are the ones who stay focused even after they have reached the top of their profession. In this business, there's always someone younger and hungrier coming up behind you. Staying famous is by no means guaranteed. Hide

[about Los Angeles] It's a very difficult place to try and make it from the bottom up. It only works Show more [about Los Angeles] It's a very difficult place to try and make it from the bottom up. It only works if you're dealing from a position of strength. Hide

In her day, Madonna was one of the most innovative artists in the world. She had that instinct to kn Show more In her day, Madonna was one of the most innovative artists in the world. She had that instinct to know what producers to work with, and how and when to reinvent herself. She is a legend, but now she's a mother and a wife, she's respectable. Hide

I'm enjoying daytimes now. I'm enjoying daytimes now.

America is a huge country with a wonderful tradition of superb singers. America is a huge country with a wonderful tradition of superb singers.

Was Susan Boyle right to dream a dream? Yes. Susan Boyle was good for all of us. She was certainly g Show more Was Susan Boyle right to dream a dream? Yes. Susan Boyle was good for all of us. She was certainly good for me because I look at me in that audition and saw something I didn't like, which was incredibly judgmental. Susan will help an awful lot of people who didn't have the confidence to do this. Hide

The Sex Pistols' appearance on "The Bill Grundy Show" v) was the most cynical, brilliant piece of TV Show more The Sex Pistols' appearance on "The Bill Grundy Show" v) was the most cynical, brilliant piece of TV I've ever seen. Hide

[on Michael Jackson] The guy is off his rocker. [on Michael Jackson] The guy is off his rocker.

We'll speak about general matters for the first five minutes and the rest of the time we'll speak ab Show more We'll speak about general matters for the first five minutes and the rest of the time we'll speak about me. Hide

More PR people are spinning stories to cover failure than actually doing the song they're supposed t Show more More PR people are spinning stories to cover failure than actually doing the song they're supposed to do. Hide

Marriage is an outdated contract. Marriage is an outdated contract.

I hate office politics because its so boring. I hate office politics because its so boring.

Pop music is a youth market, and a business. Pop music is a youth market, and a business.

The future of the music business depends on how quickly we adapt to things going wrong. If sales are Show more The future of the music business depends on how quickly we adapt to things going wrong. If sales are down we're not giving the public what it wants. Hide

People need to be ruthless to make it to the very top. People need to be ruthless to make it to the very top.

My favourite contestant is the one who tells us I've given up everything for this. I've sacrificed a Show more My favourite contestant is the one who tells us I've given up everything for this. I've sacrificed a lot to live this dream. How old are you I ask? 17 they reply. In other words, this is an accurate representation of life today. Make me famous. Make me rich. I want it all. Now! Hide

Music videos have become the equivalent of moving wallpaper. You notice them, but you can't remember Show more Music videos have become the equivalent of moving wallpaper. You notice them, but you can't remember them. Hide

Many celebs make the fatal mistake of reading their press, absorbing it and changing their ideas abo Show more Many celebs make the fatal mistake of reading their press, absorbing it and changing their ideas about themselves on the basis of what fans and critics say about them, e.g. Michael Jackson. Hide

Come as who you are, not who you want to be. Come as who you are, not who you want to be.

I'm as competitive with somebody who works for my company as I am with somebody who works for anothe Show more I'm as competitive with somebody who works for my company as I am with somebody who works for another label. Hide

[thinking back on Susan Boyle's star-making audition] I felt the audience getting restless, smelling Show more [thinking back on Susan Boyle's star-making audition] I felt the audience getting restless, smelling blood even. And that changed after the singing. After the chorus, her life had changed forever. That was a magical audition, like no one else's. Hide

One minute, you're driving the 8:15 from Crewe to London, and three months later, you're on stage in Show more One minute, you're driving the 8:15 from Crewe to London, and three months later, you're on stage in front of millions of people. Hide

[his first thought when he saw Paula Abdul] Cute. [his first thought when he saw Paula Abdul] Cute.

[to a Pop Idol (2001) contestant] Let me throw a mathematical dilemma at you - there's 500 left, wel Show more [to a Pop Idol (2001) contestant] Let me throw a mathematical dilemma at you - there's 500 left, well how come the odds of you winning are a million to one? Hide

[when Susan Boyle lost to Diversity] I could see the fear in her eyes--it's all over. [when Susan Boyle lost to Diversity] I could see the fear in her eyes--it's all over.

I love anyone who can reinvent themselves. You can reinvent yourself not just through image, but thr Show more I love anyone who can reinvent themselves. You can reinvent yourself not just through image, but through great pop songs. Hide

Like so many artists, I felt [Paula Abdul] was a mix of arrogance and insecurity. Like so many artists, I felt [Paula Abdul] was a mix of arrogance and insecurity.

[what it takes to win] We need someone who has the potential to be a star around the globe. Someone Show more [what it takes to win] We need someone who has the potential to be a star around the globe. Someone who is focused, talented, and a hard worker in every respect. You know when you're in the presence of a star. Hide

I will never borrow money again. I will never borrow money again.

If you would have asked me what I thought of America before I came over here I would have used the w Show more If you would have asked me what I thought of America before I came over here I would have used the word "corny". And then you come over here and you find that it's not corny at all. British people are very cynical, they cannot bear someone else's success. Americans embrace other people's success. Everything in America is larger than life. Hide

There was only one Michael Jackson, thank God. There was only one Michael Jackson, thank God.

The world I was born into was very different from the way the world is now. No McDonalds, no color T Show more The world I was born into was very different from the way the world is now. No McDonalds, no color TV, and luckily, no Paula Abdul. Hide

Don't pay too little attention to what people say about you. Don't pay too little attention to what people say about you.

A new artist costs 2 to 3 million pounds to launch properly. That's an expensive shag. A new artist costs 2 to 3 million pounds to launch properly. That's an expensive shag.

[his second thought when he saw Paula Abdul] Small. [his second thought when he saw Paula Abdul] Small.

America does glitzy events better than any other country. America does glitzy events better than any other country.

It would have been good if Dad could have been here to enjoy at least some of my success. It would have been good if Dad could have been here to enjoy at least some of my success.

[on Pete Waterman] He speaks his mind and doesn't give a shit. [on Pete Waterman] He speaks his mind and doesn't give a shit.

I am a very good judge. We look for those with the greatest potential; the singers and performers wh Show more I am a very good judge. We look for those with the greatest potential; the singers and performers who could be molded and encouraged. Hide

Oasis made bad behavior newsworthy. Oasis made bad behavior newsworthy.

Tom Jones has that ability to appeal to both kids and older people. Tom Jones has that ability to appeal to both kids and older people.

Many stars fall from their perch so rapidly they lose their dignity along with their reputation. Many stars fall from their perch so rapidly they lose their dignity along with their reputation.

[in 2012] I've never been happier. [in 2012] I've never been happier.

On the first day of any show you are conscious of the lights and cameras and the fact that you are o Show more On the first day of any show you are conscious of the lights and cameras and the fact that you are on TV. By the second day, after listening to 160 wannabes who can't sing quite in time, you don't care. You just want them to leave the room. Hide

Food is fuel. Food is fuel.

I have become famous for being rude. I'm the honest one. I have become famous for being rude. I'm the honest one.

I'm often asked if I can take criticism, and I always think back to those days when the tough feedba Show more I'm often asked if I can take criticism, and I always think back to those days when the tough feedback of someone who knew more than me helped me so much more than fake praise. Hide