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Upon his mysterious presence in Barsoom, John Carter is taken hostage by some barbarians. He escapes but series of misadventure follows.
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FoxNews.com
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September 10, 2012

If Cecil B. DeMille were alive today and given the chance to direct a special effects-laden fantasy adventure on Mars, he might have made something similar to Andrew Stanton's visually stunning epic "John Carter."
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John Hanlon Reviews
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June 30, 2013

This wannabe epic is forgettable, bland and way too long.
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The Atlantic
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March 09, 2012

The most indelible performance in the film is not, strictly speaking, a performance at all. Rather it is Woola, a six-legged Martian hound who rather resembles a cross between a bulldog and a fetal gila monster.
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NECN
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August 25, 2012

A mightily entertaining, oft-cheesy, oft-soaring spectacle packed with more pulp than Florida's finest fruit.
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Christian Science Monitor
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March 09, 2012

The reported $250 million price tag for John Carter gives one pause. I suppose one could argue that masterpieces have no price. Then again, John Carter is no masterpiece.
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Trespass
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September 08, 2013

Even if Edgar Rice Burroughs' 11-volume series is adapted by its three screenwriters into a nonsensical mess, then it should at least be a visual feast, right? Hardly.
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New Yorker

March 26, 2012

A mess.
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Deadspin
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June 23, 2013

They should have just let their freak flag fly and said, "To hell with it, here's 100 minutes of John Carter punching aliens."
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Film.com
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March 09, 2012

Where John Carter continually gets it right is pacing, levity, and breadth of story.
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Examiner.com
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September 16, 2012

"John Carter" is certainly an interesting idea for a film, with a power struggle on an alien world and an outsider affecting the balance, but sadly it never ends up fully working.
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indieWire
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March 16, 2012

As one of Pixar's star players, Stanton is an experienced cinematic storyteller, which is why it's disappointing that his first live-action project is so unwieldy at times.
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Newark Star-Ledger
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March 09, 2012

Whenever the fighting stops and two people have to stand and talk, all the air goes out of everything. Suddenly it feels as if we're in an empty theater, watching a dusty old sword-and-sandal epic.
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